11 Reasons Why Winnie The Pooh Characters Are On Drugs

by RustedBucket on January 5, 2011 · 4 comments


Eeyore is an extremely gloomy donkey and has a very bad habit of losing his tail! He’s slow, doesn’t care about anything except that his friends remember his birthday, tired and depressed. (Barbiturates)


Pooh has little brains, does a lot of silly things, and his love for honey (hunny) is endless. He’s forgetful and has a vivid imagination. (Cannabis, Marijuana)


Christopher Robbin is the master of the 100 Acre Woods who thought he could see and talk to the imaginary animals. (LSD, Mescaline)


Piglet is a very brave animal as supposed to his diminutive size and frame of a timid pink pig. He’s afraid of everything and constantly becomes paranoid. (Cocaine)


Gopher likes working on projects that involve building tunnels or projects which could be used by the other members in the forest. He likes being alone and has slurred speech, plus he has a bad habit of falling into his own holes. (Alcoholic)


Owl is always forthcoming in offering his advice, opinions and anecdotes irrespective of others wanting it. He also loves telling stories related to his relatives. (Drug dealer, Opium)


Roo is hyperactive and constantly moving around. He also has a hard time keeping quite and following directions. (Amphetamines, Speed)


Kanga is the only female in the 100 acre woods and is always excited and offering her services to others. (Crack)


Rabbit is pushy and makes his own decisions, is able to spell better compared to all the other animals and loves to garden. (Mushrooms)


Tigger is a very Bouncy Animal and resembles a tiger. He is always in an electrifying & exuberant mood and loves to bounce, bounce and bounce. (Ecstasy)


Heffalump is lavender and has a trunk similar to what an elephant has. He’s consider by many to be a fictional character of the 100 Acre Wood. (Heroin)

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Бильярдные столы January 6, 2011 at 10:37 am

It’s hilarious! I show this theme in my class. This cartoon teach do not use drugs

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Colecio January 7, 2011 at 2:57 am

Sometimes when I watch cartoons I wonder what drug used the author to create such a thing

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utah web design January 9, 2011 at 10:34 am

Haha Funny, Colecio is right, the author/director probably is on drugs..

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wentto F8 August 7, 2012 at 8:23 pm

hehehe very funny

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